I feel like I should post something, merferberf.
I'm sitting in French watching La Belle et La Bête for the zillionth time. It's just Beauty and the Beast dubbed in French. So, right. I officially hate Disney movies. Well maybe not The Lion King, or Aladdin, or a few others, but then again I haven't watched them in, oh... 7+ years? So maybe I do hate them. Gosh. The character designs are so aggravating and the happy-happy/~dramatic~ songs make me want to club baby seals. And I love baby seals.
Oh and what the eff is this? Belle and the Beast/Prince just frenched and sparks were like WHOOOOOOSH and then it went from night to day. SO THEY JUST ALTERED THE WORKINGS OF THE UNIVERSE, WHUT. So, what, did they super spin the earth a few hours ahead? I blame them for that tsunami in Thailand a few years back. Bastards. No way their love is that strong. Tchhh.
THIS IS POINTLESS BYE.
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Then, brothers, it came. Oh, bliss, bliss and heaven.
I lay all nagoy to the ceiling, my gulliver on my rookers on the pillow, glazzies closed, rot open in bliss, slooshying the sluice of lovely sounds. Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise silverflamed, and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again crunched like candy thunder. Oh, it was wonder of wonders. And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now, came the violin solo above all the other strings, and those strings were like a cage of silk round my bed. Then flute and oboe bored, like worms of like platinum, into the thick thick toffee gold and silver. I was in such bliss, my brothers.
6 comments:
hahahahahah nice. BUT DON'T DIS DEM DISNEY MOOOOVIES. I RUV DEM. ♥ and lol did madame just write all of that on the board at her own leisure? i think so. she's speaking silly things about the subjunctif that i DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT IS SHE SAYING?! dude.
"UN EXAMPLE. LA BETE EST UN MONSTRE JUSQU'A CE QUE BELLE DIS QU'ELLE L'AIME" there you go, kids...the beast is a monster until Belle professes her love to him AFTER she thinks he's dead.
...i mean that's TOTES true love to me. just saying.
ALSO that is what I was thinking. Like "Can you please move? Maybe YOU know what you're saying, but I don't!"
Merit payment ftw.
oh man lol i think you hit the nail on the head with one of the hammers that comes to life while under the curse of the Beast in his castle. YAY YOU.
WHOA OH SNAP. MADAME JUST GOT FEISTY.
OH DAT RED, YO. IT JUST BE ALL I GAWT DOWN IN HURR; DIS GHETTO FRENCH CLASS, HURR. I KNOW IT'S NAWT DAA BESTTTT COLUUUUUR TO LOOK EEEAT, BUT YA KNOW.
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