Chopsticks!!!

Lucas and I just played a game of chopsticks, which he was terrible at. Also, I realized that I have an uncanny resemblance to an anti-Semitic Nazi drawing of a Jew from the Holocaust.



I hate life.

Anyway, Lucas is a TERRIBLE chopsticks player. The worst I've ever seen. He thinks that he won, but we were in the same position. Lucas is just the dumbest person I've ever met. His dirty beard is so ugly. And so is his shirt. Oh and he's fat. Lucas tries to be cool, but fails miserably. As he does with everything else he attempts.






The whiny, malcontent humanoid sitting beside me exhibits paramount stupidity, asking me, its sworn enemy, for grammatical advice in the blog post that it is creating to attempt to humiliate me.